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Totes Def Awk

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.
by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012
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scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013
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penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.
by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023
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Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.
Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”
by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021
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toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.
Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job
by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023
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Totes

Means a person is understanding the person talking to him and is ready to make big changes
Oh okay I thought you said something about me being gay.

Other person*

Oh it's cool I'm glad we understand each other

Together: totes
by Mojo_Dojo January 23, 2020
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totes gressy

Over the top aggressive. 110p. So aggressive your are brutes.
Their ball coach was totes gressy when half the team forgot their extra ball jerseys.
by D100p July 5, 2017
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