Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 11, 2010
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Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.
Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”
by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021
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Totes Flappy Bird

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird
by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014
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Tote wheat

by Tote wheat November 22, 2015
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penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.
by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023
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Sven Totes

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!

Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 15, 2010
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Totes AF

Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.
Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"

Reggie: "Totes AF."
by Fox dad October 23, 2020
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