peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you

Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch

by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023

beat myself

The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.

The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.

by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023

Talking to myself

That isn't what's happening here and what you're doing isn't funny. It's just a ploy to claim some sort of victory over me.

Hym "I'm not talking to myself here I can hear you repeating the shit I say and you need to stop fucking ignoring me because I'm not letting you separate words and actions to make me to something else. I'm not doing something else. I cannot live the rest of my life without that money and if I can't get a prescription that isn't going to be a very long time. You make that cripple give me the fucking credit I deserve and pay me. I know you know who I am. I know you I haven't been paid. I'm not going to let you use my words against me to drown me out."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025