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Floatin a stogie

smoking the end of a large cigar impaled on a needle or pin so you dont burn your fingers.
at a glance it seems the stogie end is floating.
that guy really likes his cigar. he's floatin the stogie.

he looked all gansta untill he started floatin a stogie.
by Znibs October 24, 2011
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Floater

Those women who don't want serious relationships but for some reason seem genuinely interested in you and your love-giving capabilities.

These women will express interest in you, date you, love you, and then confess that they "aren't looking for anything serious right now". These women will then go to bars, meeting more guys, flirting and having fun with them, not you, and your stomach hurts. You beat yourself up over things you think you did wrong, because you're so in love still that they can't possibly be flawed like this. But alas, their main goal is penis and validation, just like the slut. But they are not sluts, for sluts are more obvious in their adventures, instead Floaters are more diplomatic and usually completely oblivious to your pain. I call them Floaters because their goal is to forever float upon a cushion of "those beginning flirtatious amazing days", never staying long enough to give it a chance to turn sour, regardless whether it would have or not. They thrive upon being that girl that every guy wants and loves. They do not love you. Maybe they did, and that's when they realized they had to escape because the beginning days are over and a commitment is looming.

Floating is a terrible epidemic, and you're not the only one who has experienced this. And, yes, women aren't the only ones who can float, but due to the intensity and commonness of the love that men feel towards that one girl they almost had, it's largely women that commit the float.
Dude: Man, I don't know what I did wrong, I gave it my best and she's ignoring me and I see her facebook posts saying she's going out to bars and I know guys are hitting on her because have you /seen/ her, man?

Man: Dude, she's a floater, she doesn't give a crap. She's probably floated 15 other guys before you.

Dude: Yeah, you're probably right. Good thing Pornhub has unlimited video plays on Valentine's Day.
by Juhulavitz February 14, 2014
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Floater

hoes or thots that come to parties and leave after pulling niggas
That Girl Kim and her crew are floaters bruh, Don't go for her.
by Iamcort September 1, 2015
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Floating

When someone stands alone in a wide expanse like a square or field and engages with their mobile device. Standing motionless sometimes pacing, head down locked in the internet.

Like you're in the physical realm but you're floating in cyberspace
"Yo this guy's walking around like he has no friends n shit."

"Nah, just leave him be, he's floating bruh."
by aWarpingTrick July 28, 2017
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floating Sigvald

The act of urinating massively in the partners mouth and then quickly defacate before they have time to swallow, making the turd float.
Carlo: So what did you get Holly for her birthday?
Thelonius: I got us tickets to see Faith Hill at the Meadowlands , then I took her back to my place and gave her a floating Sigvald.
by Jenny WithnaJjiJane Withnaill January 30, 2018
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Floating

The act of loitering in a digital chat or voice call
Why the fuck is Daniel floating in our discord?
by Treehugger2277 August 9, 2018
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acidic floaters

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.
"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! Hon, I need more toilet paper please."
by Ink Spot Mike's wife December 25, 2008
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