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Anti Flirt Ring

When the guy isn’t ready to commit or promise to commit but doesn’t want anyone hitting on you.
Michael isn’t ready or willing to commit or promise to commit. So he gives you a Anti Flirt Ring
by Beautifully taken November 7, 2022
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Schrödinger’s Flirt

A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:

A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)

B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”

Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up
by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022
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flirt

The activities which is performed to have a person's attention.
Oh, look at La's Ragnar! He is swinging his cudgel around that lucky girl! He is always busy with impetuous flirts.
by Ruff1 November 10, 2004
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fliiid

a stumpy person with no arms or very shorts legs.
by ryan April 1, 2003
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fliptiply

A portmanteau of the words flip and multiply, which is the process of dividing by a fraction...
To divide 1/2 by 2/3, fliptiply 2/3.
by Brako June 19, 2007
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flirt hag

A gay guy's best female friend, who secretly hopes for the gay friend to fall in love with her. This is usually canalized through playful flirting and jokes about becoming a couple.
Grace was Will's flirt hag in the show "Will and Grace"

Guy: "Look flirt hag! stop messing with my boyfriend"
by paus_rokoko January 14, 2009
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