filingual

The cool way of saying a person knowing five languages.

When i grow up I'm going to be filingual!

by Purplelotus December 31, 2006

fikin

slang for freaking used alot by my cat kameko

12am christmas night an asian santa clause pops out of the chimney...
baby kitty comes out with a smirk "hey santa... i have a lil sumthin sumthin for you"
santa replied "so do i"
baby kitty cringes up her nose and snaped " you gave me a fikin water gun! I asked for a flame thrower or a machine gun but no a FIKIN WATER GUN!"
by this time the asian santa clause was like ah Sh*t!
and baby kitty screams " I SHOW YOU A FIKIN WATAH GUN!"

by karahi February 15, 2008

Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

fixin to break dog

meenin getting ready to leave

hey man I am "fixin to break dog!"

by crusty Pekker February 4, 2010

Fixin'

Shooting up smack

Stop fucking fixin' in my house, you son of a bitch!

by legend 101 August 4, 2008

Principal Fixing Pants

An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought

Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

Fixins

Slang for weed when the blunt is cracked and you're lookin for the weed to fill it with. A reference to the southern term for toppings on food.

after cracking a Dutch and removing all unnecessary excess paper:

"Yo where the fixins?"

"Yo, I need some fixins for this."

"Yo, can i get some fixins or what?

by Yigstein's Money March 4, 2011