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Fiddle Fuck 

Fiddle Fuck-When one person or object pisses you off so much that using just the term 'fuck' will not be enough.
damn, she/he is being such a fiddle fuck!
Fiddle Fuck by NYCi<3You June 21, 2010
A gathering of 4 or more gingers in close vicinity. Each individual ginger is referred to as a "string"
"Check out all of the gingers here, 1 more string and we'll have a fiddle."
Fiddle by BEE EF DEE November 22, 2013

Fiddle Faddle 

A group, consisting of at least 3 little people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented.

Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled toes, and sometimes even a head-butted groin.

If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!)

Good places to spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around europe and alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).
On a safari:

Ryan: "Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?"
Katie: "No, I was too busy tracking the fiddle faddle. A most incredible experience...there were over fifty midgets frolicking in the tall grass...simply amazing!!!!"
Ryan: "Wow, I hope you got them on camera...nobody is going to believe you."
Katie: "Of course I did"
Fiddle Faddle by Cry-Laugher K-Keezy February 14, 2010
Another way of saying 'Fiddler on the roof' which often refers to a short person who plays a violin on the roof.

Fiddles can also mean a short person.
Aye Fiddles, you gotta drink some milk to grow taller
Fiddles by dnzlcuz July 13, 2010

fit as a fiddle

Steven is as fit as a fiddle. Sophie is so lucky to have him.
fit as a fiddle by xsZ March 11, 2017

FiddleFucker 

An insult. Doesnt really mean much, though one can assume the person you accuse of being a fiddlefucker infact has sex with fiddles. The Troma movie Tromeo and Juliet made this word popular upon its release.
"Who, Jim? Yeah, that guy is a Fiddlefucker."
FiddleFucker by Lophius May 16, 2006