Fece Fetus

When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.

Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."

by Dude_Brah_Man February 25, 2010

fetus

One who acts like a baby.

Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!

by lingo1 June 1, 2007

fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.

Hugh Hefner is a fetus humper.

by Fi March 19, 2004

feetish

- an obsession for peoples feet

- foot fetish

you have a feetish for having a feet shoved up you're ass.

by assYou're January 14, 2010

Fetus

A person who weighs less than 120 and who is 5"3 or shorter. Often referred to as "little people". They often travel in herds.

"Look, it's a fetus!"
"We gotta go catch it!"
"Get the net!"
"Look, it has SHOES!"

by TierneyDee January 5, 2009

Fetus Deletus

A spell for getting out of a pregnancy trap with hoes.

Fetus deletus!The baby is gone now.

by Jacob Rammingtons December 17, 2017

featus

came out of porcupine vagina, jerk-oholic, like to dance like a shawty, la cucaracha, photoshop master, sexy caramel, tweezy, parasite

Featus, where are you Featus?

The Featus Jerk today on top of CLA building.

Im going to cut the tube featus?

Featus is a parasite

by onesadpandabear February 4, 2010