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Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
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necro-fellatio

The act of having oral sex with a dead corpse.
I took out her dentures to have a rousing session of necro-fellatio
by MeatWagon July 17, 2018
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Spicy Fellatio

After your partner had had a spicy choice of food and decides to use their mouth to stimulate your penis. Spicer food, burping, and vomiting are all known to heighten the experience.
Christa's mom gives some crazy Spicy Fellatio! She even lets you pick how spicy it is!
by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019
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Virgoæn Federation

The Virgoæn Federation originated on the planet Virgo. Their species is Virganese and are very smart and immune to disease. The Virgoæn Federation plays a major role in the Andromeda Alliance and is big time friends with the CL Empire.
The Virgoæn Federation has the best economy I've seen yet!
by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021
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Penetration Federation

A regular group of friends/family/acquaintances who participate in orgies.
"Hey Kyle! Are you coming to the Penetration Federation meeting tonight?"

"Maybe not tonight. My mom is going and since i didn't grow up in the south, that may get a bit awkward..."

"Oh that's alright. I'll tell her you said hi!"
by CuckMcPhuk August 6, 2022
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Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS)

This is the opposite of "TDS" ( Trump Derangement Syndrome). It describes those who are so committed to (Donald) Trump that regardless of what he says/does, they worship him. Their worship is so intense that they would preform fellatio on him if asked.
Mary performed Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS) on Trump in her dream as she was THAT committed to him.
by Killer78 November 12, 2022
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United Federation

The greatest country on the Papers, Please Continent.
I want to live in the United Federation! The free healthcare and democracy there makes it so much better than Arstotzka!
by ExecutiveDoc July 8, 2023
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