To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

Fuckedupigkeit

Fuckedupigkeit is the term for the special kind of drunkenness/stonedness that one achieves while on Erasmus/Foreign Exchange Program in Germany.

It should be one's aim to constantly be in a state of Fuckedupigkeit whilst undertaking such an exchange program, whereby you can blame all ridiculous, embarassing, and/or reckless behaviours on Fuckedupigkeit.

Let's drink 3 bottles of Jaegermeister to achieve Fuckedupigkeit / Lass uns 3 Flaschen Jaeger runtermachen, um Fuckedupigkeit zu erreichen!

I couldn't help it, it was the Fuckedupigkeit/ Ich konnte nichts dafür, das war halt die Fuckedupigkeit

by Jaegermeisterin December 21, 2010

fucked in the streets

The worst way to be screwed over. Always done publicly.

I am so tired of being fucked in the streets by my team!

by Russom April 17, 2017

Fucked up

An expression used when emotions are majorly flipped to a negative and un-positive form. "Fucked up" is mostly used in emotional and unhappy situations caused by another person's decision or another person's unfortunate experience causing the other to feel upset and very sad. It could be used as an expression regarding trauma with bad experiences with people or events. Therefore, "Fucked up" is primarily used as an expression and/or emotion and feeling.

"Damn dude, saw Olivia today out at the mall with her friends, I can't move on from her man, I love her so much... she got me "Fucked up"...

by Youngboy Broke Again October 10, 2018

fucked him off

Aussie slang for cutting someone out of your life

Jerry was being a complete knucklehead to John so John fucked him off and ended their friendship right then and there

by AnonymousAustralianGuy October 1, 2021

Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

Half-fucked

The condition of being partially-satisfied, which could pertain to sex or any other life event. A 'half-fucking' is sometimes followed with the expression "it's not you, it's me".

"Everything was going fine, and then he just left me lying there, half-fucked and naked."

by joggerslife February 3, 2010