Swamp Fairy

A person who is obsessed with theater to a fault. They live and breath theater, only communicate through musical lyrics, and are desperate to be the center of attention. They are also very touchy feely with each other. Most of them are outwardly sexual but in reality nothing more than teenage virgins with overactive sexual hormones and too many pimples to be integrated into regular society.

"Look at her singing those show tunes... wtf there is no musical right now!"
"She's a hardcore Swamp Fairy... You know, she was born in the swamp, lives in the swamp and will die in the swamp."

by J-youngmoneydawg April 6, 2010

good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006

Fairyhopper

A put-down for a boy who is less "boyish" than his companions would like. A boy who does not do "boyish" things like play sports, play with bugs or the like. Has nothing to do with gay or homosexual. 1950's slang; ages 8 to 15 and adults from that timeframe. "little fairyhopper" and "great big fairyhopper" both mean the same. Fairy + grasshopper.

"Oh look at Jimmy. He doesn't wanna go play by the tracks: Wassametter; Mommy won't let you go? Wotta little fairyhopper!" "C'mon Bobby, don't be a great big fairyhopper!"

by space_paatroller April 1, 2009

fairy hawk

the act of gayly jumping into someone arms, spread eagle in the form of a hawk

He was so excited that he fairy hawked his buddy

by difjasm February 16, 2010

fairy comments

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind

stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch

by jaybirrd October 3, 2021

The Fais Qira

1. The act of receiving a phone call, looking at the number and realizing it is someone you don't want to talk to...The Fais Qira usually involves a flip type mobile phone but can also be executed with a smart phone such as a Blackberry or IPhone by blatantly pushing the ignore button on someone you know. Often the Fais Qira is executed when the person receiving the call is not busy, not in the middle of anything, or in most case a Fais Qira will be executed just before answering another call from a preferred person.

John called but I gave that bitch the the Fais Qira.

by Munch Kin June 15, 2009

Lighter Fairy

The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
or
A skinnier homosexual

Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters

by lundensgate January 15, 2010