failure

That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.
Me: Wow that’s a really cool horse !
Colleen: That’s a fucking bird u failure.
Me: 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
by Idfwpwfwpidfw March 24, 2020
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failure

when you dont make your asian dad proud
by asian dad21 February 23, 2025
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Failure

A: Dude I just got promoted at work!
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.
by Ulfilas November 28, 2022
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nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan May 13, 2011
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Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.
That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".
by Energysoul March 14, 2016
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Miserable Failure

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!
by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021
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