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Uptown Girl Facial

When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing martini and bukkake.
She got a uptown girl facial at the party on the upper east side last weekend.
by Darkcobra May 1, 2009
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The Joker Facial

The act of holding your penis to a girls mouth right before ejaculating and asking her "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face" and attempting to shoot your jizz on her face in the form of an extended smile.
Yeah bro I totally pulled the joker facial last night, you were right, nervous laughter is the reaction of choice.
by Famous Shamus September 20, 2011
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Fake out Facial

Just before ejaculation, a male fakes an orgasm only to pull out and surprise their partner with a facial moments later.
" This chick tried to make me bust inside so I hit her with a fake out facial. You should have seen the look on her face."
by Stangeyy November 1, 2015
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Fack

THE GROSSEST SONG EVERR! eminemis dirty and very discusting. but funny at the very same time
eminem- SHOVE A GERBIL UP MY ASS THROUGH A TUBE!

person watching the video- OMG OMG fack is soooooo funny
by fackisfunny February 8, 2009
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fackquin

Are you fucking kidding me???
Basically used by losers who have to be annoying and use that word.
Also used to insult southern people's accent.
"Whoa, that guy just ate a ton of apples in a minute."
"Wow, that's fackquin crazy."
"Hey, I live in Texas, and you'd better not be making fun of me."
by Mike Delquert November 5, 2006
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Pirate facial

The act of ejaculating in a girl's eye and subsequently kicking her in the shin. The resulting act of hopping on one leg and holding her eye gives her the appearance of a pirate.
"yo dude, I just gave your sister a pirate facial"
"aaarrrrgh"
by Mr. Pirate Facial February 18, 2009
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Façade

A false or fake exterior to something. Usually made out of a shit stained substance. Used to make subject look better or of higher quality when really it isn’t. Typically used for superficial purposes.
Wow Gary, the outside of that home looks so magnificent, but once you pass through the front door, you can you see how much of a piece of shit façade it really was.
by TrippleJ July 23, 2018
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