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clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen
(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass
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Philly facial

When blowing two or more brothers at the same time and they all dump a load on your face.
When Drew went to the phi delta delta fraternity house they gave him a Philly Facial.
by Brometheus Bear April 6, 2016
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buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.
After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!
by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017
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Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.
If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.
by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018
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Tropical facial

Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it
Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial
by Chamber Pot March 14, 2019
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Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.
“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night
by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019
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Bukkake facial

A bukkake facial is an exquisite form of art were roughly 3+ men take part in slinging their schlock all over a single womens face, this form of art was adopted by Leonardo da Vinci when he first hypothesized that mona Lisas face was beautiful when slathered in the other white spread.
Leonardo da vinci: mona your face is impeccable when covered with my schlock mona: you got the shit in my eye i dub this a bukkake facial
by Don't try this at home69 July 21, 2021
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