I can't even know

An expression used when somebody is to drunk to make sense.

Matt proclaimed "I can't even know what it was" after being hit in the head with a coke bottle, obviously drunk.

by fv July 28, 2008

You Weren't Even Born

An insult on someone that is young.

Son, YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN

by Mrs.Mans December 12, 2016

Do you even trim?

A question askin if you trim the eyebrows

Do you even trim Pegasus?

Do you even trim? Simon

by 202conman202 August 6, 2018

Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

by Andy Borne August 9, 2004

You don't even know!

Catch phrase used by office personnel to show smug superiority to others.

Cooter: Hey bud, did you do the TPS reports on Friday?

Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!

by Darth Ronious August 18, 2009

You don't even know

Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.

'We got so mashed... trust you don't know.''

''Rooney's volley was sick...you don't even know''

by Jaytool June 9, 2005

you don't even know

Phrase used when expressing extreme distrust, angst, and revolt.

Who do you think I am? You don't even know.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015