Eastern European PB+J

The act of rubbing peanut butter on your penis before having sex with your partner who is on her period. After sex she pushes everything out onto a piece of bread.

Tim: Hey Mike, what you having for lunch?
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty

by Mr. PB+J September 23, 2021

bloody easter eggs

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.

I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.

by supersab September 16, 2010

easter

The time of year when you get a free mug with your chocolate.

Great- another cadburys mug with my easter egg.

by AlfieL March 21, 2008

Easter

the bullshit story of Jesus Christ coming out of a vagina for the 2nd time in the BIble.

Tim: What the fuck is Easter?
Connor: When Jesus licked his mom's pussy.
Tim: Mean...I'm gay.

by tim808 February 4, 2009

easter-egg

verb. When a technician of any variety has no idea where the problem really is and tries various solutions hoping to get lucky.

He's clueless, he couldn't troubleshoot a toaster, he's just easter-egging

by Ceph Sitton March 27, 2005

exasterbating

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

by han cholo December 24, 2007

Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008