Erect pussy

When you have a pussy and a penis grows inside and gets hard

Hey, a penis grew in my pussy I think I have erect pussy.

by Anonymous neighbor April 30, 2019

political erection

"Political erection": When an Asian person talks about an American "political election" and it actually comes out sounding correctly.

Everyone busted up laughing when your Asian friend, Hung Far Lo, starting talking about American politics and asked if South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and Nevada Senator John Ensign had any future opportunities in their next political election because it came out sounding perfectly like their true life experience of having a "political erection" to guide their election prospects.

by benighse June 28, 2009

Hyper Erection

When a man eats a whole bottle of Viagra, the result is an erection which lasts 24 hours.

Mark: Larry youve had a boner for the past 2 hours.
Larry: I accidentally ate a whole bottle of Viagra, now i have a Hyper Erection.

by DeathTwinkie February 4, 2008

Half Erect

When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.

Bro after I bumped into Rachel I was half erect.

by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat April 10, 2020

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by Joe Blow December 3, 2003

Italian erection

an undescended testicle

Johnny was born with an Italian erection

by chokkadubie January 23, 2013

erection injection

Using an erect penis and sticking it in someone that looks as though they could use it to help ease the pain or make them feel better/good.

That chick looks pretty sad over there, I'd give her a shot of my erection injection and perk her ass right up.

by skankweasel October 6, 2016