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Employee Discount

1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.

2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"
Friend: "I'd say 20%."

2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
by Sid Barrett October 17, 2008
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Gerbil Emporium

The Gerbil Emporium is a place where people can go and Retwetweg the night away.

Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.
Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!! You too can now own your very own piece of Gerbil by visiting the Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!!
by Bill Cosby August 4, 2004
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PopCopy Employee

Someone who is a complete asshole. A person who never does what they're told, and is always very rude in public. Inspired by a comedy bit from the Chappelle Show
While teaching a classroom of toddlers, Jeff also spent an hour on the phone with his gf telling her how he would bang her tonight. He us a total "PopCopy Employee"
by DJ D-Willis July 20, 2010
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employee self appraisal

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.
Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.
by olavahc November 22, 2010
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Emporia

Emporia is a town in East Central Kansas. Not very many people have herd of Emporia.
Emporia Kansas

A town in Kansas

Also known as E~town!
by Ashleigh B June 14, 2008
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empty netter

A girl who is easy. Like a scoring a goal on an empty net
"Did you see that chick i hooked up with last night!"
"Yea man, i bet you had to spit some game to hit that!"
"Nah man she was an empty netter"
"SCOOORRREEEE"
by J-Mayne June 18, 2008
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smile empty soul

the above person who posted that defintion needs to be shot.

he obviously does not like music and hates his life and blames people who make a good point in their music.
your way and bottom of a bottle are kickass songs.
by Pots and Pans November 21, 2004
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