elliot

a small, retard midget that give jerkoffs to 40 stone peodo pensioner.

person1:hey have you seen that elliot
person2: yer he tried to suck me off when i doing my homework

by shamzz_ alom October 25, 2009

elliott school

a proper gay school filled with chavs..yet unfortunately i have to go there

cool person(not talking to chav):hi
chav:scrape out
cool person:your mum
chav:(runs crying to their mum)

by jake m November 30, 2004

Elliot

An individual who unfortunately lacks the primitive motor skills to hold silverware. Sometimes this sad disability causes an Elliot to spill food on himself, and sometimes even to throw food on himself. If you date an Elliot, expect to do a lot of dry-cleaning.

Dude Number One: "Awe man, I just spilled yogurt sauce all over my shirt!"
Dude Number Two: "What are you? An Elliot?"

by Greatest man that ever lived. December 8, 2010

Elliott

A big turd that poops his pants every time he talks to a girl and on top of that has a crush on Jake Paul's girlfriend and also has a messtup mind

look there's a stupid kid on the playground it must be an elliott

by spiz kink March 17, 2019

Elliot

A piece of crap that bullies everyone and is the most nerdiest person

NERD!!!!! Elliot

by gigogigogigo December 31, 2008

Missy Elliott

not so ugly, but I'd still not feed her my meat. Maybe a little suck, ok.

work it bitch

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

elliot johnson

the bestest boyfriend in the world with a massive hog ❤️

Wow there is my boyfriend elliot johnson and his massive hog

by Gooseystar123 July 19, 2021