elephants

To be intoxicated with alcohol i.e. drunk. Shortening of cockney rhyming slang 'elephant's trunk'.

Cop that bog trotter, he's totally elephants!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

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elephant march

It's when you get in a line with a bunch of guys and everyone bends over and sticks your thumb up the guys asshole in front of you with one hand and cup the guys balls with the other then walk.

I was walking down frat row and all the pledges were doing an elephant march.

by mike517 December 22, 2008

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n. a man, most likely inebriated, pulls out his pockets, in order to create the effect of elephant ears, and then removes his uncircumsized penis from his pants. He then must place a lit cigarette into his foreskin. This is the trunk of the smoking elephant. To finish it off, a loud elephant noise must be made to get the attention of everyone around to see "The Smoking Elephant."

Then that drunk asshole Robb did the smoking elephant. We got kicked out of the bar, but it was worth it.

by fucktard September 6, 2004

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Elephant man

The act of removing ones penis from its panty containment and pulling out the pockets of your trousers making the genitalia region resemble a elephant.

Drunk: Hey ladies, wanna say hello to the elephant man, he wont bite.

Chick: Umm sure?

(produces elephant man)

Chick: My god, its huge. Does it like peanuts?

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

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