A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.
Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass
Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass
Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
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The guy on Clerks II in Mooby's who pukes after Randal gives him shit on Lord of the Rings. He's eggnoited.
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bro 1: dude you should make me some of your tasty eggowichs tomorrow.
bro 2: maybe if your lucky home slice.
bro 1: dude make me one or i want let you play black ops zombies with me
bro 2: alright fine il make you one.. douche...
bro 2: maybe if your lucky home slice.
bro 1: dude make me one or i want let you play black ops zombies with me
bro 2: alright fine il make you one.. douche...
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