intellectual ebonics

When smart people deliberately talk in a manner the rest of us can't understand. Used by doctors, lawyers, politicians, and especially academics as a way to inflate their ego and make them feel superior to you.

"Hey man did you understand a single thing Eric Weinstein said?"

"Nah he's speaking in intellectual ebonics."

by gimpycynic July 27, 2020

Homie don' spit Ebonic yo

I do not speak Ebonics

Black man: "Dems are da people dat turned us in." White man: "Homie don' spit Ebonic yo." Black man: "Oh sorry sir I said those are the men that sent me to jail."

"Homie don' spit Ebonic yo" is the same as "No hablo español." for spanish

by Ownedghst October 16, 2012

ebay and ebony

ebay and ebony is similar to netflix and chill, but is exclusive to a couple with at least one black person.

Hey La'Quasha, wanna ebay and ebony at my place tonight?

by BoyToyMcGoy June 2, 2016

Ebola

"Its a disease on the Discovery Channel, where all your intestines sort of just slip out of your butt."

-Jesse Pinkman

When you say it's contamination, I'm thinking like an Ebola leak, or something.

by dunejunkie January 4, 2017

ebonics

Code spoken by negroes that the white men can't understand. The overall language revolves around a diabloical plot to take over the entertainment portion of America. In short, it is a mistake to even call this a language, but it is a joke.

Shizzle? What the hell is Shizzle?

by benkist_b_4 November 10, 2003

Ebola

A very deadly disease which the original host is unknown. Ebola was first recognized in 1976. There are four known subtypes of the Ebola virus, Ebola-Zaire which kills 90% of people, Ebola-Sudan which kills 50% of people, Ebola-Ivory Coast, and Ebola Restin which is not fatal in humans. Ebola causes people to spew blood and other fluids out of every orifice of their body, and is transmitted by these fluids.

You have Ebola, have fun spewing out your innards

by MetalMoe May 26, 2004

Ebonics

A dialect of English used primarily by African Americans but also used by others in urban settings. Definitions that characterize ebonics as a bastardized form of English are chauvinistic and promote division and hatred. The existence of ebonics is probably a primary reason for this site's existence.

"Hell-yizzel to the shizzel-nizzel"
"Fo-shizzel!"

by language student June 13, 2003