ear licking

The act of licking someone's ear.

I love ear licking in my hentai

by ThisAin'tMyRealName February 07, 2016

spaniels ears

Large floppy breasts

She's got a right pair of spaniels ears there.

by Dave February 05, 2003

Ear hustling

Listining to someone else's conversation to get some information.

I was at the store ear hustling and heard that Ruth is having James's baby not John's.

by Uncle Nate January 19, 2008

hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

by lord doom August 18, 2007

Ear Hustler

Someone who eavesdrops (usually in an office setting) and uses the information gathered to their advantage, often to the detriment of others.

My co-worker Bruce feels totally threatened by me. He listens in when I'm on the phone with my man and he told our boss that I was making personal calls at work. That ear hustler wants my job! He even told our supervisor that I'm planning to call in sick tomorrow.

by L Boogie in the BK August 17, 2009

ear pollution

Very similar to noise pollution; ear pollution is generally regarded as music that is audible to a listener who's taste in musical genres differs greatly from the music currently playing.

For example, a metal song (such as by Anthrax or Metallica) playing within earshot of a listener of adult contemporary or country western music playing rather loudly when the listener is a metalhead would be considered by that listener as ear pollution.

Turn that gosh darn-diddly-arn ear pollution down willya?!? I'm trying to get some Kenny Rogers in over here!!!

by Telephony January 21, 2016

Wet Ear

When you go swimming and water get into your ear, and stays there forever and becomes a bitch.

Sarah: I got a wet ear
Will: That's a bitch

by Willoraptor July 12, 2011