The Eye-of-Rhea

The period after taking a horrible shit (diarrhea) in which your body deceives you into believing you're finished shitting, only to have your diarrhea come back soon thereafter.

John: Dude, I just diarrhea'd everywhere and got that Taco Bell out of my system.

Mike: No dude, you're just in The Eye-of-Rhea.

John: What're you talking ab...oh man...

*John storms the pooper*

by The Moon Ear November 4, 2009

Flashy-Eye

When someone takes a large amount of pictures and the repeated flashing of the camera starts to bother your eyes and leaves you seeing light spots. This often occurs in a darkly lit setting, such as a bar, when a friend a few drinks in decides to have an impromptu photo shoot.

Man after she took the hundredth picture, I started to get flashy-eye.

by Oracle547 July 30, 2012

Spicy Eyes

The feeling when you are about to cry but are holding it in. Can be heard in ‘head up’ by McFly.

‘I have spicy eyes’

by corruptedgalaxy November 14, 2020

Vegan Eyes

The telltale look of malnutrition due to prolonged abstinence from animal foods. Vegan eyes often take on a hollow/sunken, tired appearance with dark circles/bags under eyes.

I knew she hadn't eaten meat in years the minute I saw those vegan eyes.

by noreason2bvegan September 23, 2022

Patch the one eyed snake

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

pig's eye

A horribly nasty beer. The name of the beer stems from the first name of St. Paul,MN. St. Paul was originally called Pig's Eye, named after a trader and tavern owner named Pig's Eye Parrant. Later changed by catholic immigrants who thought St. Paul was a more appealing name to new citizens.

"Hey Jim pass me another Pig's Eye." Tom remarked.
"Fuck you Tom!" Exclamed Jim.

by drabe November 23, 2007

cyclop's eyegouge

The act of double-thumb-gouging the rectum and stretching it open whilst performing doggy style.

If she pisses you off...next time give her the cyclop's eyegouge! She might like it, though!

by erp2 October 4, 2008