Dumpster diving

When you literally have found your mate or side piece in an act of desperation. You know this because the person is gross and you
Know better. Because they are a dirty, STD ridden whore and everyone knows it

“Man you’re dating Phil? It’s ok, everyone goes dumpster diving sometimes “

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

Dumpster Fireism

TO believe in the dumpster fire god

Friend: Yo I'm Christian what about you?
You: Oh I believe in Dumpster Fireism
Friend: what is that-
You: It's to believe in our true god, the god of dumpster fires
Friend: Are you high
You: No.
Friend: We're at a bar
You: No we're in my house :D

by Sussy Baka INC. December 7, 2021

DogMaster

To fuck up immensely; to blunder; to crash and burn.

Jaden saw Rasheesh completely DogMaster the whole operation, causing the death of thirty children and losing his little junu rocket bike.

by s0viet December 13, 2022

dumbassery

a unified front of dumbasses

not once person has denied their dumbassery

by tahir from the "gAmERs" June 7, 2023

Hair Dumpster

Hairy lady parts.

What did you do last night?

I went hair dumpster diving.

by thedcm August 14, 2011

Grump Dumpster

Someone who is grumpy and collects a lot of grump to dump on you. Has the negative connotations of the similarly pronounced "cum dumpster". They have grump all over their faces.

I wasn't trained in my job correctly and now all these grump dumpsters are coming down on me.

by daydemon March 5, 2013

backroad dumpster dive

The icky sticky intercourse one has just following roadhead in the dumpster behind a gas station.

Rick felt regret as he walked away from his backroad dumpster dive, not giving the homeless prostitute any change for her deeds.

by pseudofedup February 2, 2015