professional

Someone with integrity.

As a professional with integrity, I think you should be more objective and less subjective.

by Nuk_ January 28, 2017

Professional

Anglo-saxon person paid top salary possible for a job regardless of their skill, and/or person employed by one or more anglo-saxons in that fashion.

"I am a professional"
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".

by The Bogotan General and Mary March 13, 2010

Brofessional

The act of being an ultimate bro. A professional is someone who has class, and gets the job done. A brofessional is someone who gets it done on a high level, mixed with the sweet smell of cologne, and a well treated Armani suit. No matter the occasion, well dressed, well groomed, and just the pinnacle of the worker.

Yo, hes gonna get a promotion just because hes such a brofessional.

For sure.

by yii August 28, 2009

professional fan

a fan who knows a lot about a band or artist but is less creepy and cooler than a stalker/fan girl, but still not as cool as a groupie.

"That girl must be a professional fan. She doesn't know the band but she's way cooler than a fan girl."

by Stacy Lynn March 3, 2008

Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).

Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)

by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010

Professional Women Herder

White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.

Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.

by Evilbobman May 25, 2011

'professional dancer'

A stripper who likes to make their occupation sound more genteel.

"What was your previous job?"
"Well I was a 'professional dancer'

by queenjasy_j March 26, 2017