dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

Dookie Blaster

very, nice, large, voluptuous buttocks

Damn bro! Her dookie blaster is crazy.

by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022

dookie pie

poop

that was a huge dookie pie he left on maria's face!

by taylaarrr October 24, 2008

Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.

Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.

by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011

dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner

i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet

by jcooper0101010 April 26, 2011

smoked a dookie

To smoke a PCP/crack cocaine laced marijuana cigarette.

Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?

"I smoked a dookie officer ."

by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017

Spooky Dooky

A painful, toe curling, vomit inducing, sweaty, naked shit. A shit that puts the fear of God into you. Spooks you, even.

“Dude last night I took the nastiest Spooky Dooky and I think I saw jesus”
“Damn bro, tf did you eat?”

by Abnormallylargemandrinorange May 4, 2022