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smoked a dookie

Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?

"I smoked a dookie officer ."
by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017
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Dookie Blaster

Damn bro! Her dookie blaster is crazy.
by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022
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Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.
Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.
by alie oop May 21, 2012
mugGet the Dookie Spoonmug.

Dooky-Nanny

Defication On your nanny or baby sitter out of sexual dezire
My Dooky-Nanny likes it dirty and smelly
by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021
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spicy dookie

When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!
That spicy dookie I dropped the other day was so bad my clothes smelt like smoke!
by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016
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dookie ass

it means something that truly sucks, atrocious, awful, and sometimes just lame.
"hey did you read that new 50 shades book?" "no way man that shit's dookie ass!"
by mrsapiosexual :-) December 15, 2022
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dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.
Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!
by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016
mugGet the dooky ringmug.

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