loose lips shrink dicks

1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters

see also zipless fuck

2. a truism

3. a parody of loose lips sink ships

After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."

by Elliott July 18, 2005

Dickscarf

A dickscarf is a scarf (usually made of coarse wool) worn draped around the dick in any way. During the winter it is used as a utility to keeping your dick warm. At other times of the year it is merely a fashion statement, a damn good one at that.

Often used as a polar opposite to a asshat.

Bro, you better put your dickscarf on, or your brass monkeys will get chapped out here.

by Casey Corbin October 15, 2006

barrel of dicks

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner

Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

bag of dicks

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)

Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?

by Johnny Papp November 7, 2003

Dicksappear

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.

Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.

by Tierz June 30, 2009

Dickscribble

A very small increment, size, or magnitude.

They gave me a dickscribble of fries when I ordered the small.

When I was little I had a dickscribble of a tree house, it sucked ass.

by One Eyed Wonder Weasle January 6, 2010

Dicks Ahoy

The process of dipping your penis into moist cookie dough and then having your partner gargle it.

Jamal had waited all day for Gabi to Dicks Ahoy him while watching Pokemon.

by dil3mma October 15, 2014