Doing a Kai

The term "Doing a Kai" is given to an individual when they are intoxicated and laying on the floor in a paralytic state in a pile of their own sick, screaming obscene words at passers by.

Bro, don't be doing a Kai in my kitchen alright?
Ahh mate I did a Kai last weekend.
Do you even Kai bro?

by lukeeh May 5, 2014

As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

Doing an Ian

Sitting whilst doing work with no pants on

Oh look, Oli is 'Doing an Ian'

by Endorium February 13, 2018

derring-do

"Daring to do" actions that display heroic courage.

History tells of many brave warriors and tales of derring-do.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022

Doing a Goodman

When you loosely agree to attend something with no intention of attending. Eg not a good Man

He's Doing a Goodman he hasn't shown up

by Balkey June 5, 2013

doing a barvie

When you masturbate to the sight of your teacher during class with a teacher staring at you through a window

MATE I JUST SAW A KID DOING A BARVIE AND ONLY GOT A LEVEL 4 FROM THE PRINCIPAL

by whihdishdish June 24, 2017

Doing a Theresa

The sexual practice of fucking the police up the ass while taking a dump on the prison system.

The Prime minister of England is "Doing a Theresa" again.

by D. Grey March 29, 2019