treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006

dirt head

A local of Minot, North Dakota. Characterized by a lack of social skills and an abundance of ignorance; a general hate of Air Force personnel; and a bad taste in music.

Only a dirt head would listen to this shitty ass radio station.

by Favorite Stranger April 17, 2010

Dirt Phone

Any cellular telephone which is not an Apple iPhone. A cell phone of common and uninteresting origin which does little more than make and receive calls. The dirt phone is commonly made of inferior materials and is poorly cared for by its owner.

My iPhone is a game-changer. I'll never go back to a $29 dirt phone.

by jsn111 July 6, 2009

dirtbike

A motorized vehicle that is meant to be ridden on the dirt, hence the name "DirtBike."

1) Zach Bazzy is a spode on a dirtbike
2) Clay Varley rides his dirtbike in sand without a paddle tire

by James Herkheimer January 5, 2005

Dirt Barbie

A complimentary term for woman who climbs, hikes, camps, derbies, etc. Girls/Women who don't mind some level of being messy, grungy, and otherwise buck the system. These women are sick to death of the idealized "barbie-fied" images of some false female ideal and want to revel in the glory of their adventurous spirit.

You wouldn't believe how hot that girl is - she's a real Dirt Barbie!

by Oleander Main August 8, 2010

dirt squirrel

A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.

You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.

by DMort December 11, 2010

Dirt clown

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.

"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"

by asde June 28, 2006