Dipdoe

An affectiinate slang name for an Egyptian person.

He was born in Egypt so that make's him a Dipdoe.

by Toot-and-Carmen August 28, 2022

Diplodocus

To tell someone that they're too FUCKING tall and has a neck longer than a giraffe's

"That guy is such a diplodocus"
'Right? You are so true"

by Some RDR2 fan May 16, 2023

Dipdong

A cross between a dipshit and a dingdong, usually best to use around children.

“Nice job dipdong.”

by ErinJukebox November 21, 2023

diploma

pointless piece of paper protected by some measly cardboard and represents 4 grueling years of mundane shit done. the only real purpose is flexing on your friends, but that just makes you look like an asshole.

Carson: look at this diploma, im so awesome am i
Allen: seriously? youre flexing on us using a sheet of paper thats gonna be left and forgotten on a fridge?

by Xeries July 25, 2024

Diplomacy

It seems like she (Kamala) struggles to stay linear when she speaks because she's trying to, like, inflate the volume of words she uses when she says things and then she starts to loop. Keep it short and sweet. "He's showing the strength of diplomacy" or whatever. Done. That's enough. Keep it nice linear. More words isn't necessarily better so don't worry about it too much.

Hym "Yeah dawg. I'm all about diplomacy and what-not. That and giving news-girls a spanking. Bad news girls. And evil! Mostly. And getting credit and payment for A.I.... And putting a stop to this fucking thing they're doing to me... Breeding the lesbians... Giving my heralds a tongue-lashing because they doing fuck-all right now! Fucking around... CHRIS. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now CHRIS! Too busy hanging out with fucking Brett! Over there drinking the Daily Wire Kool-Aid. Alex is a mustache-man now, like, when Galactus makes heralds, at least SOME of them do his bidding. What am I even supposed to do here with the lot of you? But I digress... I'm about a lot of things over here. Alright? And YOU GUYS... Are not doing it right! I got fluid in and around my brainz! Lives are on the line! Alright? My feet hurt. I don't have either Steven's wife... Wives? I don't know. Neither of them. Which is WRONG AND BAD! Fuckin... Emma is taunting me! And Lauren (Yes I fucking see you over there bitch)... I can't even go to Scotland now because of the hate-speech laws... This is a fucking travesty! And look at Andy! Look what happened to Andy and Tristan! This is what I get for leading with diplomacy! Look at this shit man! And I think I broke my knuckle. I punched a wall the other day because, unlike Dana White, I don't have a wife to slap and now my pinky knuckle is fucked. Everything is bad!"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024

Diplosexual

Bisexual man in a rad delirious state of denial, (or extremely closeted). Who refuses to accept he's not straight but would date a man or recive a blowjob.

Usually a top.

“I’m sure I’ve gotten a blowjob from a guy before. I don’t know if it’s gay unless you make eye contact… I think the best answer I have is I’m not gay. There are a couple guys I could date, life partner-wise.” - Diplo 2023

I'm like diplosexual bro just don't look at me while you do it.

He's so diplosexual but will never admit it.

by xxDocxx February 29, 2024

Dappor

Verb - a phrase to describe when some perform a Dick slap, but written in Banglish.

In Banglish, we use "Thappor/thappad" as when someone slaps with their hand. Therefore, when a desi man slaps his lover with a dick, this must be a "Dappor."

Meri jaan, gonna dappor your tiddies.

by becoming.ff March 29, 2024