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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place

To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .

Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".
So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?
by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025
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DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.
shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!
by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020
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Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people
by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025
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DING DONG DING DONG

it’s simply DING DONG DING DONG it’s the can can it’s the most simple way to say the can can
on wow here comes the ding dong ding dong
by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023
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Ding dong

A ding song is a slang term for super dick AKA NOT YOURS
YOU HAVE A AWSOME DING DONG
by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
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