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Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019
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Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
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Ding' Dong'

A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl
No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'
by Cali'dat May 20, 2018
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Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka
I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag
by R0_gUE January 25, 2017
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ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...
look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong
by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016
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Ding dong

Showing or being dumb like Areli or the sound a doorbell makes
Areli stop being a ding dong

*rings doorbell* ding dong
by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019
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Ding-Dong

Derived from the hybrid Greek-ali language this new age word “Ding-Dong” is used in modern society as a substitute to exacerbate an embarrassing moment, or a rudimentary act. This word is satirical in nature and should only be used in the appropriate setting.

SYNONYMS: Numb-knuckle, Nimrod, Half wit.
“ Stop trying to pull off wearing a turtle neck Seb, you’re such a Ding-Dong!”
by milkz.gone.bad March 18, 2022
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