What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.
by CB June 27, 2003
1. the sound that a bell makes when it's being rung.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 08, 2008
Eduardo sure put that triple ply charmin aloe vera scented unltra toilet paper to use by his dab the ding technique to remove all excess urination.
by the white ludacris October 15, 2005
by the photoguy2 April 20, 2016
by Bitch I'm The Pussy Licker April 12, 2011
A former professional wrestling tag team who wrestled in World Championship Wrestling. The Ding Dongs consisted of journeyman wrestlers Jim Evans and Richard Sartain. They hailed from "Bellville, USA" and wore costumes were full orange bodysuits clad with bells. Their main gimmick was one Ding Dong ringing a loud, annoying bell on the ring apron while the other Ding Dong wrestled. Introduced at Clash of the Champions VII, they were reviled by the fans from day one and disappeared after a dominating loss to the Skyscrapers where they were unmasked to complete the burial.
I was hoping for an excellent wrestling match when I turned onto TBS but all I saw were The Ding Dongs.
by Bellville October 05, 2008