delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.

Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic

by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021

Bad Dillion

A furry cuck who sucks at life

That guy is such a bad dillion

by Glynggus June 14, 2018

worker's delusion

A chronic mental condition that affects the mind of a worker usually caused by a variety of different things including paranoia, fatigue, insomnia, and preexisting psychotic disorders. The workers affected by this condition are narcissistic, domineering, and often overbearing to work with.

Kenny wants to ask our boss if we could have a strict code of conduct and other crap however this is a pool cleaning service. He's suffering from a severe case of worker's delusion.

by Yobberson June 22, 2017

Pellet Smoker Delusional Disorder

A condition of someone who believes that a pellet smoker has any ability to produce BBQ. In other words, a person who has no ability to cook BBQ like a real man, and needs the BBQ equivalent of an electric wheel chair to cook. Also known as "PSDD", or better served as an over priced boat anchor.

Both Matt and White Rice are suffering from pellet smoker delusional disorder because they honestly believes that their POS can produce anything remotely close to BBQ.

by GPStone July 4, 2020

Illusionist

A Magician, One who tricks others for amusement or fame

Jesus was the greatest Illusionist of All-Time, He convinced millions of people that he was a god, by pulling a rabbit out of his hat.

by BATEMAN_000 January 11, 2008

illusional orgasm

aka "the horny houdini" - done without wearing a condom (raw doggin it), while amidst sexual intercourse, the male fools the female into believing he hasn't emptied his seed inside her. Then, after holding back the expressions of ejaculation, pulls out and pretends to ejaculate all over her. With the already vast amount of love juices, the female is unbeknownst that she has just fell victim to the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM.

i was fuckin this girl last night, and she told me not to go inside her, but i did the ILLUSIONAL ORGASM and she fell for it!!

by XCrispyKFC February 6, 2003

Delusionist

People who see ghosts, believe in gods, or generally have unverifiable visions.

Look at all of those delusionists waiting for their turn to go to hell.

by Lord Snarebottom November 19, 2010