Dillon

Well..Dillon.

Probably ginger but has a huge cock

“Did you see the new lad Dillon”
“Yeah ginger ain’t he”
“Yeah but has a fucking 9 inch “

by My mate Dave 1 November 22, 2021

Dillon

The term "Dillon" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.Though the common Dillon thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.A-list ego; D-list status.

Oh god seems like this guy is a Dillon

please lord not another Dillon

by TinyGordon May 23, 2018

alexis and dillon

are meant to be together.

me :you know how perfect alexis and dillon are.
friend: ikr so perfect

by Idekuh May 31, 2021

sticky dillon

to bust a nut in one’s own palm before slapping someone(person they don’t like, douchebag, asshole, etc.) across the face

if you don’t shut up i’m gonna give you a sticky dillon!

by glucko December 2, 2023

Dillon

Egotistical

Shy "UWU" bitch

Femalephobic

Chronically online

All bark no bite

Shut up Dillon!

by Niggatistic August 3, 2023

dillon hodges

A person that looks like a human thumb, resembles the Thump people from Spy Kids. My future husband.

look, its a Dillon Hodges.

by GucciGangDawson December 20, 2017

dillon wise

A huge doucheface who does not give two rats assholes about any fucking one. loves Femshep as his waifu and also loves to make everyone's life a living shit. a weeaboo fagass who hates his sisters.

Fuck you, stop being a Dillon Wise

by Primarch shitlicker June 20, 2014