dildo

a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(

say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do

by my enemy cometh in green shoes April 13, 2006

Dildo-Rocket

a closed upward fist aimed at or around the buttocks and or asshole region. The "rocket" thrusts to strike the bottom of the ass. (usually between the 2 cheeks)... thrown in an angry or humorous manner. used primarily to strike to the back of an opponent. The user can bend down and swing into the Dildo-Rocket to get more leverage (this is recommended for more pain)

*Inverted Dildo-Rocket's also exist, but those target the penis area, and are much easier to see coming.

"Ow, you punched my asshole! what the fuck is that?"

"A Dildo-rocket!"

by Spenc June 17, 2008

Dildo Hoppers

When lesbians partake in a game of leap frog, with a twist! As they leap over each other the lesbians they fall onto a dildo! The lesbians that play this game are considered Dildo Hoppers.

I saw those chicks over there playing Dildo Hop! They are such dildo hoppers!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

dillon

amazing eyes, comforting, hot, sweet, loving, adorable, my boyfriend :) someone you can talk to about anything, plays guitar<33

dillon is amazing

by ersssssbitch December 31, 2009

walking dildo

Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"

the opposite of good dick.

Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...

by D.Praved January 30, 2010

Dildo Alarm Cock

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.

A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009

dildoing

1) The act of using a dildo on someone.....or something.
2) Word added to dictionary to settle the age old question, "Is using a dildo on someone different than fucking someone." and the answer is of course yes, it is different

"The girl had to resort to dildoing because she did not have a penis to fuck somebody with."

by Kevin_Circa1987 October 7, 2005