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Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.
I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.
by MineMixer May 16, 2015
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dildoesque

Resembling a dildo.
The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.
by VikDah June 3, 2016
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Dildo Chariot

The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.
My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.
by Kilbird September 22, 2017
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dildoke

Performing karaoke with a dildo as a microphone.
She performed dildoke to the song , Filthy by Justin Timberlake.
by liloutrageous May 30, 2018
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Dildonk

Used to describe a person who is just the absolute worst.
Chad: Aeryn is an absolute Dildonk
Courtney: I know right? Such a quank
by i_only_suck_fat_dick October 5, 2018
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Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes
That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man
by Kaydin April 21, 2019
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dildonot

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.
After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.
by Hlalakar June 6, 2020
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