Dickholed

When you get screwed over severely by a friend or relative.

I got so dickholed when my parents crashed my party and drank all my wine

by Dhole Master July 11, 2022

Dickelshlic

When your dick is very slimy and slippery

My Shlong is very Dickelshlic
- Joshua

by CaptainBread July 22, 2022

dicklapse

when a chick in recovery relapses emotionally because she got into a relationship too earlier.

Brenda was acting all weird at this AA meeting. I heard she had dicklapse with gary.

by GucciBandanaCallMeTonyMontana October 10, 2022

dickalage

Dickalage= Noun (Abbreviation). Diminutive form of the word (Dickollage).

1. Dickalage= Shortened word for a collage of assorted dick picks sent by a friend, lover, fancy man, love interest or significant other (spouse, boyfriend) or male from dating apps/social media or an accidental sending by a male who is rather randy.

2. Diickalage= Can also be sent from a male who thinks their dick looks great and wants to impress the ladies by his overcompensating by thinking his 1:1 scale is changed by a an on screen POV.

3. Generally a young juvenile male will employ sending an assortment dick of dick pics (dickalage/dickollage) in their tactics as a means to get "pussy" and act hung (generally a beta chad).

Girl: Hey you seem really nice, it'd be nice to get to know you! xD

Boy: You sure you don't want to see my Dickalage first

Girl: Ew no thanks

Boy: that's okay, there's plenty more fish in sea

Girl: sorry I already have other guys dick pics and don't need to underwhelm my storage space.

Boy: Ouch, you didn't have to be so mean! *cries... continues to add pics to dickalage for a further possible match on dating apps*

by Mr BigIdeas November 23, 2022

dickcollage

A collage of penis pictures

I liked her so much I sent her a dickcollage

by Dandanthezenman January 20, 2023

dickholing

/dik hōliNG/ (present participle): The act of using a shaving soap and its corresponding "matching" scent in aftershave ("matching" being in quotations as the scents really don't match) which references the sex act of pulling a penis through the dickhole in whitey tighties in order to have boring, vanilla sex with lights off, underwear on, in missionary position exclusively.

I copped a set of that Barrister and Mann Fougère Classique and you know your boy was straight up dickholing dat ting first thing this morning. Great shave, brother.

by BellicoseStampCollector February 13, 2023

Dickhole

One who is overly annoying and doesn’t stop messing with you they stick around kinda like an STD on the dickhole.

Justin: did you know puppy’s can fuck a goose

Hayden: Justin quit being a dickhole

by Notlikewiener666 March 31, 2023