Steaming Dirty Devil

When you take a shit on a girls face and then you proceed to ejaculate on the shit on her face.

Man last night i gave my girl a steaming dirty devil all over her face.

by haterofcrime January 20, 2011

face like the devil's ass

This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.

He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today."

She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."

by Captain Manic 59 March 15, 2011

Standard Gossard Deviation

The point in time when although things are working fine a complete system restart has occured

Them: How'd things go last night during registration?

Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossard deviation, then it was busy again.

Them: What an idiot!

by justsomeahole February 28, 2012

natalie the devil child

Natalie the devil child is a person who is rude and very sassy to all other humans around her and will do anything for attention. She think the world only revolves around her and when thing aren't going her way she will flip.

"Uhg it's natalie the devil child I hope she doesn't come over here."

by walace June 21, 2017

Jersey Devil

The comical creature who looks in people's windows at night, and causes havic with piercing screams. Only the coolest paranormal being ever. He has wings, four legs, glowing red eyes and is said to look like a cross between a kanagroo, dog, bat and dragon. There have been many sightings, but the most recorded in a short time was during the week of January 16-23, 1909. Tracks leading to no where, bloody chickens and hellish screams are said to come from him. Many are scared of him but some accounts are quite humorous; one says that he "did a little jig on the fence and flew off;" another says he sits by the water and waits for sinking ships to laugh at. It's said that he was the 13th child of Mrs. Leeds, who lived in the Pine Barrens forest. It was stormy outside that night and when she went into labor she screamed "let this be a devil!" and the child transformed into a being with wings and a tail and flew out of the chimney. When something goes wrong, like a calf is missing or if there's a bad drought, some blame the little devil. He still haunts the woods to this very day...

The Jersey Devil hopped on the fence, did a little jig and took flight.

by Lily April 2, 2005

Gersch Device

An extremely powerful weapon in Call of Duty: Black Ops, that when thrown, unleashes Samantha Maxis' blue waffle (Samantha Maxis is the daughter of the man who created the Ray Gun, and who is the little girl you hear). As zombies step into the Gersch Device, you can hear their screams of horror, even they are scared. When you step into the Gersch Device, it teleports you to somewhere random in the map, just like Samantha Maxis' blue waffle: very unpredictable.

Player 1: QUICK! STEP IN THE GERSCH DEVICE! Player 2: No, gross!

by rkdbeats307 April 21, 2011

The Super Devil

As seen on Family Guy, you dont need to worry about the devil anymore, its the Super Devil you must worry about today. He posseses longer horns and rides a motercycle and can fly. He is atleast 6inch taller then the regular devil, and he carries a jug of marmalaid that forces you to commit adultry.

Haha Satan. You dont scare me anym- Oh shit! Your not Satan! Your the Super Devil! Watch out! Hes got the Marmalade!

by TheGothicFish December 30, 2008