A Detroit Dove (not to be confused with a “Poopy Pigeon) is ascending up a tall building or skyscraper to the highest floor available and proceeding to a window that will allow you to take the greasiest and gnarliest shit your bowels will produce at that time so you may free your Detroit Dove to the witnesses below. You do not have to be in Detroit in order for your dove to fly. If you are in New York City and your dove needs to soar free it is NOT a NYC Dove. Detroit Dove has just flew in NYC.
I heard back in the day that a couple of the SNL cast bet Chris Farley to take the greasiest dump dump he could conjure off of the 15th floor of the Comcast Building. Chris won that bet after a bit of a struggling and a grunting, giving birth to a baby Detroit Dove. Soon after this nasty little Detroit Dove slid out of Chris’s ass nest crash landing on the sidewalk below on a busy Saturday night.
by tootdafluteswallowdamusic July 31, 2021
The Detroit lions are pure shit
by Random stuff bruh February 05, 2021
A more powerful version of the OG detroit smash. This phrase is used for when your annoying friend comes along and you want to kick his booty but you'll get in toruble, you say detroit smasheroo and it smites them.
by Jeff come back im sorry February 16, 2019
" You know your from Detroit when you have to wedge a chair under the door knob to make sure people don't get in."
Red: Did you lock the door and put on the Detroit deadbolt?
Jeff: hell yeah. Hopefully it will be enough to keep the crack heads at bay for one more day.
Red: Did you lock the door and put on the Detroit deadbolt?
Jeff: hell yeah. Hopefully it will be enough to keep the crack heads at bay for one more day.
by Bdhroghsapr February 10, 2016
When you and your cell mate have been together for 5 years without popping each other's prison cherries.
by Dubchecker June 15, 2015
A used condom.
by MizterPink January 23, 2018
A Detroit racecar means parking your car on blocks with the wheels off so people can't steal the car or wheels and putting the wheels back on whenever you want to drive it. It is common with Detroit street racers who dump lots of money into their cars to prevent theft.
person 1: people keep eyeing my hellcat in the hood, What should I do
person 2: Detroit Racecar it so people can't steal it and slap the wheels back on whenever you want to gap people
person 1: that's smart they can't steal the wheels or roll the car onto a trailer if the wheels aren't on the car
person 2: Detroit Racecar it so people can't steal it and slap the wheels back on whenever you want to gap people
person 1: that's smart they can't steal the wheels or roll the car onto a trailer if the wheels aren't on the car
by Corrupso October 06, 2020