Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!

by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011

desing

The act of asking for something, and when the task is complete said person asking will walk away

Didnt she just ask for that bowl of hot cereal, next thing I know she was desing us.

by Ty2332vv February 26, 2019

Cheesy Delight

When a guy sticks a cheesy dorito in a girls pussy and another guy takes it out with his mouth

Hey Girl lets get me and my friend and we will cheesy delight you, i just bought a bag of doritos

by Ewack Shamlom February 24, 2009

dope dealing super prick

a man named big red who has a god complex and thinks is better and smarter than everyone else

my boyfriend is a dope dealing super prick

by angel42069 March 14, 2010

Leprechaun Delight

The sexual act involving a threesome with 2 midgets, as you lay on the floor, the one midget ejaculates onto your face and the other performs an irish step-dance while ejaculating into the air. Entertainment with pleasure.

Steve: Hey Marve, how was that Leprechaun Delight you wanted to perform last night?
Marve: Great! the step-dance performed could've been better, but who can complain, it was still a delight!

by Mastert09 October 20, 2010

sailor's delight

A sailor's delight is a breakup tactic when you do a girl doggie style and then spit on her back to make her think you came on her. As she turns around, you whack off and jizz in her face.

"Kelly was getting on my nerves the other night, so I gave her a sailor's delight."

"Dude, you really are a scumbag"

by kingofcrunk50 February 13, 2005

afternoon delight

One of the goofiest songs ever written. It was a one hit wonder from the band Starland Vocal Band.
It was also in the movie "Anchorman" where Will Ferrel sings it to describe love.

"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight. Gonna get a little afternoon delight. Sky rockets in Flight. BEEEOOY. Afternoon delight. WOOOP"

"Hey Ron what does love feel like?"
"(sings song)"

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005