daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

by DROD76 October 28, 2015

Daddy Dun

A nickname given to Twenty One Pilots drummer Josh Dun

Did you read that fanfic with Daddy Dun in it?

by Beebo Dun January 31, 2017

daddy cock

when the cock is just too daddy

alex: how was your night?
ava: gr8 m8, i got hella daddy cock

by shrek lookin ass June 7, 2018

daddy d

Daddy D is a fucking G. Daddy D always knows how to party and have a good time. They love to joke around and sometimes goes too far, but not too far. They enjoy lifting others up, even when they are having a bad day. Daddy D is a very trustworthy person. You can trust this person with any secret you have. Daddy D is a Daddy you will always enjoy being around in a positive way.

Daddy D is awesome!

by QWERTY2008 April 13, 2020

daddyjax_

Daddyjax_ had a very nice penis and his mutuals are very sexy

“That guy has a huge penis he must be mutuals with daddyjax_”

by Mrbuckeets March 20, 2021

Daddy rand

n.
Daddy rand - a term when you daddy lick someone ugly to get them rid of their evil wrinkles to beautify them.

Only Randulph hirahara : a big dingus with heart bigger than brain.

Mr kum : my boi ,last time I saw you were grotesque blonde fuck with evil wrinkles, what happened to you ?

Song chol : yeah I got rid of my wrinkles , yui daddy randed me.

by no more drip memes May 22, 2021

Shoegar Daddy

A guy who buys women ridiculously expensive shoes with hopes of getting them in bed.

Hot chick: Some guy that sees me at work bought me this $1,200 pair of french pumps.

Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.

by needlenoots July 10, 2010