craig n dave

the greatest men ever. computer science teachers. very hot. queercoded.

“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”

by bakaburger April 28, 2021

Davenport Doughnut

the act of throwing a drumstick through a window and having it land perfectly into your partner's butthole, preferably while swimming.

"We wanted to try an alabama hot pocket but instead we opted for a tasty davenport doughnut."

by Morning Adams February 19, 2010

Dave Chappelle

He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.

Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?

by Peter G October 10, 2004

dave chappelle

A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.

Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.

by Mr. Nice Guy May 13, 2005

daveing

The act leaving the smoke rotation during any part once first lighting has occurred. Usually to go and listen to Dave Mathews band or other similar suburb bands.

Corry- "Yo Jimmy where the hell is Dave going i just sparked up this blunt"

Vic-"yo dude don't dip in the middle of a blunt"

Dave-"sorry guys im gonna Daveing on you, got a new Dave

Mathews band CD".
everyone-"Bitch-nigga"

by vmedhe2 July 5, 2010

Davenport Meatmonster

When a man and women are doing it doggy style the man grabs the womans arms put her ass up and does anal for a few seconds then bites onto her neck and rolls around while giving vaginal sex Then ounce complete The Man Roars and Says MEATMONSTER!

My Neighbors were doing the Davenport Meatmonster last night, I didnt get any sleep

by asdfadfasfasfsdafsaf May 10, 2010

Davehead

A devoted fan of the children's performer Daffy Dave. They tour with him and pedal tie dyes or drugs to buy tickets.

"Nick is such a Davehead"
"Yeah, I've heard he's been to 272 shows."

by kocherwg March 17, 2016