Dad Deal

A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!

Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner

Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014
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dumb deal

the government suppressing the functioning of the cerebral cortex to influence people not to support historic things.
The dumb deal made the historic sites in America the least visited in tourism.
by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019
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Rooftop Deal

A deal so good, you would be crazy not to take it.
I gave them a rooftop deal! Everything they wanted!
by Yukon Bronelious May 27, 2020
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ceiling the deal

A woman fucking the ceiling on a dude’s shoulders
Chris’ arms were getting tired from holding Cara up while she was ceiling the deal.
by The Plummers December 1, 2018
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dealing of consciousness

The act of bringing individuals out of their own personal reality or experience, to join in the present moment.
Man Jose is so stuck in her head, I'm going to have to deal her some consciousness if I'm going to get her to be part of this project.

A man talking on his cell phone, crosses the street, out of turn. Vehicles trying to turn left have the right of way. The man crosses, then walks backwards into the street and places his backside on the bumper of the vehicle turning, while remaining on his cell phone. A man jumps out of the car and scares the man into peeing his pants and realizing what a socially unacceptable maneuver he just performed. The pedestrian was dealt some consciousness, likewise the person in the vehicle engaged in "dealing of consciousness" with the pedestrian.
by The Dealer of Consciousness March 13, 2014
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CURLY DEAL

When a car salesman does everything in his power to get a car deal done for a customer over the weekend even though some dealers won't work with them on any day other than M-F.
Jevin: I'm gonna lose this car deal since it's Saturday and I don't have what they want!
Kared: Pull a Curly Deal and get that car from another dealer over the weekend!!
by Q Bano March 6, 2021
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Boner Deal

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.
by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020
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