dessertification

(1) The process by which relatively healthy menu items evolve into, or become outnumbered by, versions with more sugar, fat and empty calories. The dessertification process leads to menu items calorically indistinguishable from dessert even as they continue to be presented as not-dessert.
(2) The phenomenon of traditionally dry cocktail names being applied to sweet variations to appeal to drinkers who like the *idea* of e.g. a Rat Packer's martini but prefer chocolate to gin and skewered gummy bears to olives.

When I started at Starbuck's most of my customers took a black Pike, maybe with maybe milk or sugar. Then it was cappuccino with a little squirt of caramel on top. Now, thanks to dessertification, 90% of our sales are mocha Frappuccinos in a sugar-rimmed cup, with vanilla-bean whip and maraschino syrup drizzle on top, with more calories than lunch.

by anonymous June 4, 2025

dessert

A slang term for "post-credit scenes"

I thought the movie was over, but the dessert really surprised me with that hilarious post-credit scene!

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.

Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.

by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025

fry dessert

The french fries that fell out of the fry container and into the bottom of the to go bag. After you pull out all the food, there are always some fries still in the bag. These are to be consumed after your meal, as a dessert, or fry dessert.

If you're done eating, pass me the bag so I can have the fry dessert.

by Pie Dizzle May 28, 2010

Bathroom Dasher

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..

PS. Normally denied by the victim

Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"

Jonny- "ok mate"

a few minutes later....

Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"

Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...

Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"

Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"

Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"

by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.

Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016

hispanic desserts

Desserts that look bad, taste good but come out bad, because what type of Hispanic food doesn't go well with your stomach?

Caleb: hey man I just had some Hispanic desserts, they were amazing
Fergus: I feel sorry for your toilet

by defectedlance August 18, 2017