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destruct-o-dating

When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."

Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.

Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"
"Why did you date mongoose?"

"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."
by henry prefect December 1, 2006
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internet dating

A pathetic attempt to meet your significant other in a chat room or on myspace.
Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives in Oregon while his "girlfriend" lives in Hawaii.
by Jackson Cookie monster June 22, 2006
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Darting

v. The act of pissing on the private parts (over the pants only, weirdos... i mean c'mon..) of your friend with a group of people, a circus, an airplanes worth, a stadium or by yourself WHILE this said friend is passed out in a party from being drunk and dumb. (take turns for bonus points!)

The following day you must advise your said friend that "he pissed himself, ALOT". Only until a few years finally telling them the truth.

This definition is not responsible for those who attempt to dart, darted, or started darting people. AwesomerInc*
"While _____ was passed out on this party, me and a huge group of kids started darting the shit out of this one kid..."

"you darted him?"

"Yes, he was passed out so me and a large group of friends took turns peeing on the crotch of his pants. When he woke up we told him he pissed himself"
by AwesomerInc March 2, 2012
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Dating

Something that many people never get to do.
You can’t be dating, nobody loves you!
by Your ex cousin March 2, 2020
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The Jesus of Dating

Someone who is so good at dating (Getting hot chicks with no competition, while their friends fool themselves into going after the ugly chicks) they are like Jesus, only in the context of dating. For more information on The Jesus of Dating, see: Rasalom
Wow, look at that guy getting all of those hot girls! He is surely The Jesus of Dating.
by Kelset January 20, 2008
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Dating

(verb) - Having your cake and your cookies and a buffet and McDonald's and a large soft drink too. (MUV version)
When you bring multiple dates to the same party it's called dating.
by PepperLoveStone June 11, 2012
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Casual Dating

Casual dating is dating one or more persons, romantically and sexually, with the intention of possibly dating this person/s exclusively and/or getting into a relationship with said person/s.

Casual dating is the stage just before dating someone, exclusively.

Also, dating someone exclusively is the stage before getting into a relationship with someone; i.e. boyfriend and girlfriend relationship.

(Casual Dating) (The Three Stages Of Dating) (Dating, Relationship Boyfriend And Girlfriend Etcetera)
Conversation on casual dating example

Jenna; 'Omgoodness, I just met this really cute guy and he asked me to go and grab some drinks together, sometime'

Sarah; 'Ohs wows, okay! what's his name? And? how has it been going with Tommy?

Jenna; 'His name is Leonardo! And it's been going really good at the moment. We will see how things go! We will see each other next week.'

Sarah; 'Awesomes, well let's see which of the two will be the lucky guy!'

Jenna; 'So glad casual dating allows us to date more than one person at a time. I mean, you just don't know if you're even going to end up marrying some people in the end, isn't it? Got to give it a go to know!'

Sarah; 'True, true! and take your time with it too, don't rush into things with someone, might ruin it!'
by A.S.N.1 January 29, 2020
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