dilf

a smoking hot dude that has a kid that you wanna do, as in get it on

ie: Avery's dad is totally a dilf

by car5 October 25, 2009

DBILF

Dead Babies I'd Like to Fuck

Check out that pile of DBILF'S over there.
HayOOOOO!

by jamison whiskey November 11, 2009

the daily show

Known for its comedic genius, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is actually the most watched "news" program by undecided voters

It's only a half-hour long, but it's hilarious as heck!

by RHS Student October 10, 2004

DILF

Douche I'd like to forget.

Commonly mistaken as dad Id like to fuck.

Jungy is such a dilf

by Mishappp June 18, 2009

John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 17, 2006

The Daily Show

The last vestige of the "liberal media (truth)" that Republicans bitch about so much.

The Daily Show is the shit.

by Genesis September 13, 2004

daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

by David Richardson March 29, 2005