Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.

Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"

by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019

Another Cucumber For The Knowing Ones

1. A phrase that describes an inside joke among any number of people

2. A phrase that describes a reference between conversations had previously

Guy: Remember when you pulled a Kasen.
Guy 2: That's another Cucumber for the knowing ones.

by Thepinknudle August 15, 2022

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022

Cucumber

A cats worst Nightmare

CUCUMBER

by ohbrickwall November 2, 2022

Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber

"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"

by Limesman September 22, 2025

cucumber

a sticky cock that is used by horny niggas

"the women pulled his sticky white cucumber all the way to the 600 niggas"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018