Cucumber prank

A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:

Cucumber prank!
Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)
by Martynas_Hu May 28, 2024
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Docile-Cucumber

A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)
WOAH! i just ate some shrooms and saw docile-cucumbers!
by cracka-smacka February 24, 2009
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cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
cucumber loves me
by somethingsomethinggayguy March 02, 2021
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Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
by ninezero1 February 25, 2020
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Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020
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coolest cucumber

Man , that caleb dude is the coolest cucumber.
by ChickenNuggetsBro June 18, 2017
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