crystal dick

When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.

GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."

by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013

Crystal Palace

Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.

I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.

by SpikeDante May 22, 2007

crustang

A Ford Mustang. A crusty Mustang. May be driven by someone with a mullet.

"Yo dude, let's take my car. I don't want to be seen riding in your crustang."

by Jeff Nolastein March 13, 2008

cristal

Cristal/Cris/Crissy: expensive champagne that's become real famous since rappers started braggin' bout it..

All my girls who's kickin it, you got cris in yo glass and you sippin it' /Trina in "How We Do" (ft. Fabolous)

by diamond princess December 31, 2003

Chrystal

The most beautiful girl ever. She loves music, shopping, karoake, & animals. She makes a room light up when she walks in. She never has a bad word to say about anyone, never giving into the temptation to gossip. She is so totally, awesomely, extremely, HOT! Any time i think about her i cant stop smiling, which is a good thing. I love you Chrystal!

I wish everyone was as cool as Chrystal.

by lovingchrystal May 13, 2011

Crystal Lake

AKA Camp Blood.

The place where deformed and ofter tormented child Jason Voorhess supposedly drown but the body was never found.

He rose up and has brutaly murdered anyone who dares enter his yard.

Jason hacked them up at Crystal Lake.

by Adam December 3, 2004

Crystal

Intellectually challenged female who is obsessed with anything except for school. Oftentime thinking that she's "too kool for skool"

George: STOP WRITING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOURSELF
Tom: OOPS!
George: YOU'RE SUCH A CRYSTAL

by jzpassion4footy November 21, 2010